Shiny!

Now I KNOW I couldn't be the only one to think about this comparison. 


Well Crabrawler hasn't always been this glam.
I was a drab little Krabby once.
Now I know I can be happy as a clam,
Because I'm beautiful, baby!

Did Kukui say "Listen to your heart?"
"Be who you are on the inside?"
I need 3 words to tear his argument apart:
"Prof. 'Kui' LIED!"

I'd rather by SHINY!
Like a treasure fromm the sunken Mauville wreck.
Scrub the deck, and make it look SHINY!
I will sparkle like a Rich Boy's Lady's neck.
Just a sec'....Dontcha know?

Trainers are dumb! Dumb! Dumb!
They chase anything that giltters.
Beginners!
And here they come! Come! Come!
To the brightest thing that glitters.
Mmm, berry dinners!

I just love sweet food...
And you look like Belue!


Crabrawler © Game Freak